Cold Fish

The Filet-O-Fish I ordered came cold.
I poked at it with a fork, hoping that steam would rise up from the pathetic little cardboard box that they give you .. to no avail.
This is the order in which I eat my Filet-O-Fishies:

1) Remove the bottom layer of bread, in which there should be a piece of cheese, freshly melted, on top.
2) Fold and eat, like a grilled cheese sandwich.
3) Remove the top layer of bread, and proceed to eat it.
4) Chew thoroughly.
5) Rip apart the fish part of the Filet-O-Fish into little fish-stick like chunks, and bite.

However, since I chose to open the bag when I was already halfway towards my house, I didn't want to return and complain. My loss, maybe.