You are too generous, and I can't imagine why I would ever hate you, or why I hated you in the past.
Yes, it's true that you're the reason behind my muffin-top, and that you're half of the reason why I closed down my restaurant in the first place - but this sudden coupon frenzy has got me going insane.
I'm hesitant to try what you've come to offer me, even if the prices have dropped to such an extent.
I'm hesitant to step on that scale after I've devoured a Big Mac, a large soft drink, and a large fries.
Though I'll admit that I was scared of watching my waistline increase with every soft-serve ice-cream cone that I ate, I'm glad that I
Apple pie a la mode has never tasted so sweet.
Signed,
Sincerely,
Me.
